Seems like that's all you need to change for it to be ripped off American Dad...
And quite frankly, I'd probe the bastard.

I'm just really not feeling it today... my sprite bottle came open in my bag and wet everything....

Yup...So feeling a bit down, yet over my cigarette and coffee I decided I needed to stfu and show you more things around the house.

This is the gang of rubber ducks that chill on the windowsill. The end one is a bubble duck. 

Oh yeah, while I was looking for my old phone last night I came across this.

Now people, I can't stress this enough.... 

NEVER KEEP TROPICAL STRENGTH AEROGARD NEAR PLASTIC!!!!

Clearly you need the ability to have a spray-able plastic dissolver in the tropics...

This is my portal to hell:

  The blood is left over from our christmas decorations....and mum said I'd grow up eventually..pfffftt..

2 of my tattoos are apparently sure signs I don't act my age:

My first tattoo...I don't think it's necessarily a tramp stamp. It's nothing slutty, it's not some poofta little bunch of flowers and some gross slutty heart with barbed wire wrapped around it. 

My second, I think i took this after I got it done and it's still that bright. This is my favorite.

Let's end today with this because

-CLS

Stoner fun 101

Looks like he's getting raped right? Ahhh Transformers... I love you.

So I'm looking for someone that I don't know to smoke with over webcam.
All ages and sexes welcome, I'm just high and want to make new friends ^_^
add me:

checkeredlittleshoe@hotmail.com

3 days in one glob

First and foremost... What the hell is this thing meant to be? It keeps popping up on Smashbook. I hate it. I hate it so much!

Speaking of Smashbook and always popping up, checkered little shoes are popping up all over the joynt. 

So as a few of you know, I'm a smoker. Though lately I'm only having the odd cigarette on my break at work, and only a few when I'm chilling with my sneakers with drinks or something. I've started smoking weed straight too, not all the time but more often than not. So I guess I'm quitting.

There go those days I guess...  :(

Still got tent. Lily and I love Tent.

OH this is Lily:

She's just been fixed so she inhales all the smoke she can. It's THC, not TLC... Oh yeah, here's a photo from when Lily met the president:

Welcome to the end of this blog. I'll leave you with this.

- CLS

The Strokes-Machu picchu (music video)

I just came... It's good for the sole.

Stupid Batman, you go squish now.

I've never been a big fan of the Batman, always thought he was a bit of a pedo.... well more than a bit of one, yet a few weeks ago Grum made me watch the last one and honestly, this is all I got from the movie:

-CLS

Star Trek Next Gen game

Space, the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship ENTERPRISE and it is your mission to take command of the federation flagship and safely solve another space adventure....

This game is actually AMAZING!!!! 

Short but amazing.

Linky:

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"I'm so baked right now and my head feel like a light bulb again"

Drinking Mario Kart is the game of the day.

Lost the game, sorry kids.

The rules of drinking Mario Kart range from a beginners level to a broad and complex rules list, it's all depending on your kart skill and the desired level of intoxication.

Beginners rules: 
After every race you drink your position. 1st position must say "Victory swig" as they cross the finish line. If a player has not declared victory as they cross the finishing line or before another player says "challenged" they will receive a 3 sip fine. The player who has finished the race last must declare "Loser swig" as the cross the finishing line.


The positions are as follows:
1st: Victory Swig 
2nd: 2 sips
3rd: 3 sips
This rule carries on until you get to
12: Loser swig

A  Loser swig is the exact volume of a Victory swig except..well... you're a loser.

If a computer player wins any race it's a 1 swig fine for every player.

If you lose the first race you receive a 3 swig fine. 

On the final trophy ceremony you drink your final placing.

By the end of 5 races you may look like this:

Looking like douche with a shit eating grin on your face.

This is when it's fun to add extra rules

THE BLUE SHELL RULE

At the end of every race you a swig for every blue shell that hit you.

Dootsing off the edge rule:

For every time you have to get placed back on the track, that's a swig. 

Rainbow Road is great for that... great for fucking you up.

When we're really drunk we end up making crazy one as we go along too. But these are the ones we usually stick to. 

If you have any rule ideas let me know, I'm always looking for more ^_^

-LCS